''My mother over-reacts,' said Archie. ' 'We'll discuss it in our own time, thank you,' spluttered Paul. 'James winced. 'If she weren't going on,' said Cameron, 'Rupert would have come and told us.
''I'd like a Bacardi and Coke, love,' said Freddie, 'and ifRupe 'ere can keep it down, he'd like a whisky and soda. He'd tried to persuade the Advertising Institute that there was no very good reason why a large condom manufacturer shouldn't sponsor the Rugby Le Rupert had the most enormous erection, so like a Cruise missile that Cameron half expected to see lots of Greenham women camped round the bed looking disapproving and waving CND banners. The directors scratched their heads.
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